thug life one wife and a mistress

actionables:

enlightful:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

he was toetally unaware

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bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)

Previously: Office Safari

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

vesley:

vesley:

Literally the whole point of this site is to make friends like you gonna put your follower count on your resume? Gonna hang successful posts in frames? Engrave your html code on your tombstone naw so get out there and be friendly

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ramsaybolton:

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

nobraska:

this is me

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME